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Once upon a time (about 7 years ago) in a little town far, far away (if you have problems with depth perception) there lived two incredibly ace individuals: Ninja Bin Man, and the hottest most smokin' piece of ass the three blind mice had ever seen - Eslice. They met in a small cupboard and from that moment on NBM would make Elsice laugh (with his face) and cringe (with his bow tie). They were an unstoppable force until one day Eslice moved a long, long way away and didn't leave a forwarding address. After a few months searching and a few people murdered, NBM found Eslice residing in a colony of pink tents and she remembered their friendship and why she left in the first place; it was a touching moment. Eslice then decided to start video diaries she could send to NBM to discourage him from visiting: fast forward to today and Eslice has had another brainwave to post her video diaries online so she doesn't have to pay to post the diaries anymore, and also -this way there are witnesses...
NBM here (with said comedy faced attached)
ReplyDeleteAh I remember this well, up until the cupboard anyway, then all I remember is a cloth and feeling dizzy. The next few years are hazy. And my nose bleeds now for some reason.
I've travelled for 5 years now (not 7, I mean come on Elle has time really dragged that much with me you're adding years on?) trying to piece together what happened in the time I've known "Elslice". And from frequent arrests, pub brawls, random beatings and letters written in blood I can only assume what we done must've be hurrendous.
I now wander the streets relentlessly looking for answers, looking to find out what happened to that innocent boy that entered that cleaning cupboard.
NBM
xx
(ps I really don't get how to use this I tried following you but it didn't work)